This is it, here it comes, it’s the Official Ron Paul 2012 Poll post!
It’s officially 2012 and in mere days the Iowa Caucus votes will be cast. In a strong indication of their persecution complex, the Ron Paul Legion has been busy setting the stage to blame their coming miserable defeat in Iowa on voter fraud. Even if Ron Paul wins Iowa, which is pretty unlikely, it wont mean he can win the nomination.
The Collectivist Hacker Anonymous (closely allied with The Ron Paul Legion) has threatened to hack the vote. The Occupy Wall Street Insurgents have threatened the vote as well, ranging from disrupting the process to protesting and picketing polling stations. (I thought that was illegal?)
The Iowa Republican Party has responded to the threats by changing the location of the vote counts. This is being called an attempt to “steal Iowa from Ron Paul” and is being used as a call to “start shooting the bastards” as it’s “the only option left.”
So, during all this chaos, regardless of who wins in Iowa, I want to see how Ron Paul plays in the polls leading up to the nomination and nomination.
I want to know if Ron Paul will get the nomination, if he will be elected and whether you believe there is voter fraud and whether a Ron Paul loss is reason to “start shooting the bastards” (whomever they are, I assume the bastards are anyone who isn’t a Ron Paul Legioneer.
So do whatever it is you do to promote this poll, Digg it, tweet it, post it on facebook, write it on the moon with lasers and so on. Just don’t spam anyone. Let’s see how big of a fail this is going to be for Ron Paul.
Will Ron Paul win the 2012 Republican Party presidential nomination?
- No (44%, 12 Votes)
- Yes (56%, 11 Votes)
Total Voters: 27
Is a Ron Paul loss reason to "start shooting the bastards"?
- No (100%, 2 Votes)
- Yes, but only if it's stolen (0%, 0 Votes)
- Yes (0%, 0 Votes)
Total Voters: 2
Who are the bastards the Ron Paul people want to shoot if he loses?
- People they perceive as responsible for their loss (0%, 0 Votes)
- Republicans (0%, 0 Votes)
- Anyone in government (0%, 0 Votes)
- Any other than themselves (100%, 2 Votes)
Total Voters: 2
Also if you happen to disagree with me on any of this, by all means say so. However, keep in mind that gratuitous Ron Paul spam will not be tolerated, nor will any calls to violence. That’s just not how we play it here. And here is mine, not yours, you have no rights here other than what I give you.