Archive for the 'Humor' Category

Create a Liberal - or Commie

Published on November 3, 2007 in Che Guevara, Communism, History, Hugo Chavez, Humor, Michael Moore, Moonbats, Parody, People, Photos, Reviews, Spoof, Tech and Gadgets and eBay. 2 Comments

Who would have thought that communism or communists could be dangerous? Apparently, communists are a choking hazard, contain small parts, and are not recommended for children under three years old. This is according to the warnings on the Create a Commie. I think it’s good advice but I would up the age a little to about, oh let’s say 150 years or so.

Several famous Commies are printed on the package, such as Fidel Castro, Che Guevara, Karl Marx, Mikhail Gorbachev, and Leon Trotsky. Feel free to create your own Portrait of Hillary Clinton.

Also available here: Magnetic Face - Create A Commie.

Create A CommieSix Favorite Commies
Che Guevara Shirt

Of course what good communist post would not mention one of my favorite Che Shirts as well.

Ron Paul Photo - Caption Me Please

Published on November 2, 2007 in Humor, Parody, People, Photographs, Republican, Ron Paul and Spoof. 11 Comments

This supporter photo is in desperate need of a proper . Please comment with your best . The rules are simple, one per comment, nothing violent, and anything other than a will be deleted.

Caption Me

Video of the Day - Baby Races

Published on October 29, 2007 in Glenn Beck, Humor, Parody, Spoof, Video and Video of the Day. 1 Comment

Beck Clip 01 tend to accuse me of a lot of things. As often as the sun rises I am called a fascist or some version of “Neocon _____” so I’m sure I’m opening the floodgates for the left leaning socialists to spew semi humorous unoriginal insults at me by posting this . Without any real seriousness or even a political slant I’m sure the insults will come.Baby Racing So without any further ado here it is, another clip form one of my favorite non-journalists, Glenn Beck.

Army Recruiting Ad - Family Guy Style

Published on October 17, 2007 in Family Guy, Humor, Parody, September 11, Spoof, Television, Video and Video of the Day. 2 Comments

Before we go any further - The intent of this post is humor, nothing more. It’s not a statement of my position on any political issue or social problems. I think it’s funny and I posted it because of that. So, on with the post…

What army ads should be like - or are they?

United States Military Recruiting - style, one day maybe the USMC, Navy & Air Force will hire Seth to replace their current advertising agencies.

I’m getting just a little sick of all the ridiculous & inane comments are posting on this. Particularly the “ Forum & Comment Spam Army, it truly is amazing how annoying 37 fanatics can be with unrestrained access to the internet.

Ron Paul Comment 001

So if you have something meaningful and worthwhile to add then thats fine. However, if all you have is gratuitous SPAM or “Get out of Iraq Now”, “Impeach Bush”, or “Kucinich is the man” or if you even so much as mention some insane (or any) 9/11 conspiracy theory (because your nuts) or anything even remotely sort of kinda related to Skull & Bones, your comments will not be accepted well and may very well be met with harsh criticism and possibly deletion. Oh yeah, this might apply to comments regarding PMC’s like Blackwater, so if all you have is something ridiculous - save your time and prevent the potential finger fatigue you may incur from useless typing. If it’s really so important to you, call someone who cares.

Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar, or in this case something humor is just something funny. I support our military and I wish all service members a safe and expeditious return to their friends and family. I am forever in debt to them for their selfless service to the U.S.

Truth About Bottled Water

Published on September 14, 2007 in Economy, Education, Humor, People, Stupidity, Video and Video of the Day. 2 Comments

A few days back we talked about banning . OK, it was the crazy environmentalists that signed the petition. Today we are going to examine bottled . Penn & Teller’s Bullshit explores the bottled industry to find out just what the big deal is with this $4 Billion a year industry. The EPA and FDA barely regulate the bottled industry and sometimes all your buying is a fancy bottle of tap .

Ted Nugent Threatens Obama and Clinton

Published on August 28, 2007 in Current Events, Humor, News, People, Video and Video of the Day. 0 Comments

Ted Nugent threatens Barrack Obama and during a performance- with machine guns in hand! This was recorded at one of Nugent’s concerts about a week ago. I have no comment on this other than I think it’s funny.

Why Michael Moore Movies are Successful

Published on August 25, 2007 in Communism, Current Events, Education, Health Care, Humor, Michael Moore, Movies, People, Spoof, Stupidity, Video and Video of the Day. 0 Comments

movies sure do seem to have a following. For some reason it does not matter how much truth or more importantly how many half truths, misrepresentations, mis-quotes, or outright lies the movies have. I wont even try to get into the lies Moore portrays as factual in the many movies. This is just a post with a short look into one of the reasons his films might be successful. As an added bonus it also includes a glimpse of what socialized medicine could be like in the future. If your a Sicko fan or if you just can’t get enough of Roger & Me or Fahrenheit 9/11, then you probably should not even bother watching this.

The Toaster

Published on August 14, 2007 in Flckr, Humor, People, Photographs and Tech and Gadgets. 0 Comments

The Toaster

The Toaster,
originally uploaded by dcschaub.

Teresa poses with her USB Toaster! It toast 4 slices in only 30 minutes. Now she will never be with out toast.
I guess I was mistaken when I thought the most ridiculous marketing idea was the pet rock or the hybrid car. Oh yes, never be without toast again! Carry a loaf of bread and this USB powered toaster in you laptop bag and you to can be eating toast while doing import work or surfing porn sites.

Stewie and Meg

Published on July 31, 2007 in Apple, Flckr, Humor and Photographs. 0 Comments

Stewie and Meg

and Meg,
originally uploaded by malagent.

“Oh yes, you can be the dumpy teenage girl who cries backstage because no one finds her attractive.”

I am not a photographer, but I play one on Flickr. For a mere fifty cents I tried to purchase this bobble-head miniature from a vending machine. It ended up being one dollar because I got Meg on the first try. I suppose that’s OK because now the cynical baby bent on world domination has someone other than me to ridicule and torment.

I want to be an illegal too…

Published on June 16, 2007 in Current Events, Economy, Humor and Immigration. 1 Comment

This email arrived today and I decided to share it with everyone. Please do the same.
The Honorable Paul S. Sarbanes Senate Office Building
309 Hart Washington DC, 20510

Dear Senator Sarbanes,

As a native Marylander and excellent customer of the Internal Revenue
Service, I am writing to ask for your assistance. I have contacted the
Department of Homeland Security in an effort to determine the process for
becoming an illegal alien and they referred me to you.

My primary reason for wishing to change my status from U. S. Citizen to illegal alien stem from the bill which was recently passed by the Senate and for which you voted. If my understanding of this bill’s provisions is accurate, as an illegal alien who has been in the United States for five years, all I need to do to become a citizen is to pay a $2,000 fine and income taxes for three of the last five years. I know a good deal when I see one and I am anxious to get the process started before everyone figures it out.

Simply put, those of us who have been here legally have had to pay taxes every year so I’m excited about the prospect of avoiding two years of taxes in return for paying a $2,000 fine. Is there any way that I can apply to be illegal retroactively? This would yield an excellent result for me and my family because we paid heavy taxes in 2004 and 2005.

Additionally, as an illegal alien I could begin using the local emergency room as my primary provider. Once I have stopped paying premiums for medical insurance, my accountant figures I could save almost $10,000 a year. Another benefit in gaining illegal status would be that my daughter would receive preferential treatment relative to her law school applications, as well as “in-state” tuition rates for many colleges throughout the United States for my son.

Lastly, I understand that illegal status would relieve me of the burden of renewing my driver’s license and making those burdensome car insurance premiums. This is very important to me given that I still have college age children driving my car.

If you would provide me with an outline of the process to become illegal (retroactively if possible) and copies of the necessary forms, I would be most appreciative. Thank you for your assistance.

Your Loyal Constituent,

Pete McGlaughlin

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