Archive for July, 2007

Fake Coroner Can’t Park - Gets Booted

Fake Coroner Can't Park.

Fake Coroner Can’t Park.,
originally uploaded by malagent.

Sometimes it just feels good to be the one that keeps someone from getting away with it.
One year ago today I had the pleasure of placing a boot (Vehicle Immobilizer) on this van. The driver worked for a mortuary service that bought out the company I used to run. He also lived in the apartments. After several complaints I finally found the vehicle parked in an obvious no parking zone, right next to the sign in fact.
About 8 hours later I received several calls filled with screams and threats of legal action or having the Sheriff come visit me. Eventually, I received the final call asking that I come remove the boot and they would pay the fee. Click on the picure for the full size version and please share it with everyone.Coroner Parking



Stewie and Meg

Stewie and Meg

and Meg,
originally uploaded by malagent.

“Oh yes, you can be the dumpy teenage girl who cries backstage because no one finds her attractive.”

I am not a photographer, but I play one on Flickr. For a mere fifty cents I tried to purchase this bobble-head miniature from a vending machine. It ended up being one dollar because I got Meg on the first try. I suppose that’s OK because now the cynical baby bent on world domination has someone other than me to ridicule and torment.



Video of the Day - Star Spangled Banner

Michael Moore and his fans hate it. Howard Zinn would cringe when it is performed and demand I throw out my flags. I am proud of it. If you’re proud of it, pass it along to a friend.

Written in 1814 by Francis Scott Key, a 35-year-old lawyer and amateur poet, after seeing the bombardment of Fort McHenry in Baltimore, Maryland, by British ships in Chesapeake Bay during the War of 1812.

On September 3, 1814, Key and John S. Skinner, an American prisoner-exchange agent, set sail from Baltimore aboard the sloop HMS Minden flying a flag of truce on a mission approved by U.S. President James Madison. Their objective was to secure the release of Dr. William Beanes, the elderly and popular town physician of Upper Marlboro, a friend of Key’s who had been captured in his home. Beanes was accused of aiding in the arrest of British . Key and Skinner boarded the British flagship, HMS Tonnant, on 7 September and spoke with Major General Robert Ross and Admiral Alexander Cochrane over dinner, while they discussed war plans. At first, Ross and Cochrane refused to release Beanes, but relented after Key and Skinner showed them letters written by wounded British prisoners praising Beanes and other Americans for their kind treatment.

Because Key and Skinner had heard details of the plans for the attack on Baltimore, they were held captive until after the battle, first aboard HMS Surprise, and later back on Minden. After the bombardment, certain British gunboats attempted to slip past the fort and effect a landing in a cove to the west of it, but they were turned away by fire from nearby Fort Covington, the city’s last line of defense. During the rainy night, Key had witnessed the bombardment and observed that the fort’s smaller “storm flag” continued to fly, but once the shelling had stopped, he would not know how the battle had turned out until dawn. By then, the storm flag had been lowered, and the larger flag had been raised.

Star-Spangled Banner manuscript

Key was inspired by the American victory and the sight of the large American flag flying triumphantly above the fort. This flag, with fifteen stars and fifteen stripes, came to be known as the Star Spangled Banner Flag and is today on display in the National Museum of American History, a treasure of the Smithsonian Institution. It was restored in 1914 by Amelia Fowler, and again in 1998 as part of an ongoing conservation program.

Aboard the ship the next day, Key wrote a poem on the back of a letter he had kept in his pocket. At twilight on 16 September, he and Skinner were released in Baltimore. He finished the poem at the Indian Queen Hotel, where he was staying, and he entitled it “Defense of Fort McHenry.”

Key gave the poem to his brother-in-law, Judge Joseph H. Nicholson. Nicholson saw that the words fit the popular melody “To Anacreon in Heaven”, an old British drinking song from the mid-1760s, composed in London by John Stafford Smith. Nicholson took the poem to a printer in Baltimore, who anonymously printed broadside copies of it—the song’s first known printing—on 17 September; of these, two known copies survive.

On 20 September, both the Baltimore Patriot and The American printed the song, with the note “Tune: Anacreon in Heaven”. The song quickly became popular, with seventeen newspapers from Georgia to New Hampshire printing it. Soon after, Thomas Carr of the Carr Music Store in Baltimore published the words and music together under the title “The Star-Spangled Banner”, although it was originally called “Defense of Fort McHenry.” The song’s popularity increased, and its first public performance took place in October, when Baltimore actor Ferdinand Durang sang it at Captain McCauley’s tavern.

The song gained popularity throughout the nineteenth century and bands played it during public events, such as July 4 celebrations. On 27 July 1889, Secretary of the Navy Benjamin F. Tracy signed General Order #374, making “The Star-Spangled Banner” the official tune to be played at the raising of the flag.

In 1916, President Woodrow Wilson ordered that “The Star-Spangled Banner” be played at and other appropriate occasions. Although the playing of the song two years later during the seventh-inning stretch of the 1918 World Series is often noted as the first instance that the Anthem was played at a baseball game, evidence shows that the “Star-Spangled Banner” was performed as early as 1897 at Opening Day ceremonies in Philadelphia and then more regularly at the Polo Grounds in New York City beginning in 1898. Today, the anthem is performed before the first pitch at every game.

On 3 November 1929, Robert Ripley drew a panel in his syndicated cartoon, Ripley’s Believe it or Not!, saying “Believe It or Not, America has no national anthem.” In 1931, John Philip Sousa published his opinion in favor, stating that “it is the spirit of the music that inspires” as much as it is Key’s “soul-stirring” words. By a law signed on 3 March 1931 by President Herbert Hoover, “The Star-Spangled Banner” was adopted as the national anthem of the United States.



Illinois Eavesdropping Law

If you don’t know why this is here than you probably don’t care.

CRIMINAL OFFENSES
(720 ILCS 5/) Criminal Code of 1961.

(720 ILCS 5/Art. 14 heading)
ARTICLE 14. EAVESDROPPING

(720 ILCS 5/14?1) (from Ch. 38, par. 14?1)
Sec. 14?1. Definition.
(a) Eavesdropping device.
An eavesdropping device is any device capable of being used to hear or record oral conversation or intercept, retain, or transcribe electronic communications whether such conversation or electronic communication is conducted in person, by telephone, or by any other means; Provided, however, that this definition shall not include devices used for the restoration of the deaf or hard?of?hearing to normal or partial hearing.
(b) Eavesdropper.
An eavesdropper is any person, including law enforcement officers, who is a principal, as defined in this Article, or who operates or participates in the operation of any eavesdropping device contrary to the provisions of this Article.
(c) Principal.
A principal is any person who:
(1) Knowingly employs another who illegally uses an

eavesdropping device in the course of such employment; or
(2) Knowingly derives any benefit or information from the illegal use of an eavesdropping device by another; or
(3) Directs another to use an eavesdropping device illegally on his behalf.
(d) Conversation.
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Video of the Day - 9/11 Conspiracy and Bobby Brown

Added: July 20, 2007
Andy Campbell discusses a possible conspiracy theory on the attacks of 9/11 and what Bobby Brown has to do with it all.



Video of the Day - Pepsi Plooper

From the Daily Buzz, the framing of this shot could not have been done better if they had tried.
So your filming a report and people are making gestures behind you, corporate demons are sneaking in product placements and then your own coworkers start giving you a hard time.



Call Ryan Fitzgerald - YouTube Phone Guy

Ryan wants to help. It would seem someone does care. Well Ryan, as per your request I am linking to you and embedding your .

My MySpace is www.myspace.com/Ryan323
My AIM Screen Name is RFitz323

A lot of people in the world need someone to talk to. I’m the guy anyone can say anything to and not have to worry about their friends finding out. Listening to strangers makes a huge difference. I give advice based on my own life experiences. That is the best advice we can give to anyone because we know its 100% factual..Not just text book garbage.

*EDIT* The main reason I am doing this is to try and make a small difference in this hard world we live in today. I want to show people there are some people out there that will take the time to listen to you and that a stranger will listen. It’s about time we all get off our high horses and stop being so stereotypical and judgemental.

By the way, congratulations Ryan & Kara!
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Video of the Day - David Pogue Looks at iPhone Features

iPhoneDavid Pogue of The New York Times looks at the features of the new iPhone, as furtively as possible.

I still don’t have one of these things (yet). I’ve been a fan of David Pogue long before he was with the New York Times. This show why I’m still a fan.



Video of the Day - iPhone Magic

iPhoneDon’t have an iPhone yet? Have one and need to know a little more about the magic? Well just take a look at this iPhone



Sicko - A Cuban Doctor’s Perspective

The debate over Michael Moore’s SiCKO rages on! Michael Moore throws a fit on CNN and stirs up a big mess over allegedly being treated like he treats people. Of course his fans all agree and rally around him. It never ceases to amaze me how many people simply run to his side and claim the title of oppressed victim of corporate greed and Bush tyranny.

It seems I have digressed from my original post.

I found a clip of a Cuban Doctor on the news giving his perspective of the health care system in Cuba. After posting the on YouTube I have already started receiving the emails and comments from Moore’s supporters.